I forgot to tell a few little diddy's about D in a fancy dining atmosphere.
First of all they bring him some ice tea, but it is not sweetened. So they bring out a little pitcher of simple syrup, with a tea spoon. D by-passes the spoon for a butter knife! He was stirring his sweet tea with a butter knife! And these weren't normal butter knives they were rather large.
They bring us a basket of bread & butter with little plates. D fixes his bread & then just lays it on the nice table cloth. Why use the plate?
After they pick up his appetizer plate, D's side of the table was completely covered in crumbs. I'm not exaggerating either. I looked like a little kid had been over there.
Then the piece de resistance, is when he leans back & burps a long loud burp!!!!!!
Needless to say I spent a good amount of time, fussing at him, with clenched teeth. Hahahaha!!!!